-So I heard you were at burning man. Was it any use?
~Ah it was alright man, you know know the usual craic. I ended up ingesting peyote and saw God, spoke to Christ, had sixteen nervous breakdowns, slept with my best mate’s sister and woke up saturated in another man’s piss one morning but aside from all of that, aside from all of that!
-It was good aside from all of that?
~Yes, no, don’t get me wrong man, aside from all of that, aside from all of the squalor and the dust man and the feckin’ penury and the iniquity and the complete and utter feral savagery of it all I had a really good time. Really, a very good time overall.
-And come here, come here to me now and tell me this and tell me no more….how much did all of this revelry, all of this barterin’ with stones and that, and massagin’ strangers in return for a bagel…all of that carry on…how much did that carry on set you back? How much did it all cost would you mind telling me at all?
-Jaysus, fair play to you that’s a bargain!